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I’m a huge fan of this post. Your humor and digressions are so fun! This was a hard reality I had to shit within the last two years… my most intense one “if I just have another baby, all the pain from infertility, miscarriages, and having my first baby die, will go away!” Obviously it did not 🙄🫠🙃

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I feel you, Taylor! We place a lot of pressure on "things" and "achievements" to cure us and it hurts to realize they don't. I'm sorry to hear about your challenges but hoping you're working through everything life throws at you as best you can. You got this 💪

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I should unfollow you for dissing on Bounty- it's one of my favorite bars.

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This is a win-win, David. The less Bounty I eat, the more you get! 🥥🥥🥥

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Jun 27Liked by Alexander J. Porter

And the horse turns his head and says:

Are you taking to me?

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Jun 8Liked by Alexander J. Porter

Someone I work with has an amazing email signature. It says, "Goals without Action, are just Dreams".

Your post felt like the explanation for that statement and I loved every moment of it. TY TY. I need to be better about my AM Routine! I used think I was part of the 5am club. 2024 has demoted me to the 8am posse. It's time to change that and get back into waking before the world to read & write!

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I speak on behalf of the world in saying we all want more (a lot more!) of your writing so this is a plan of attack I can absolutely get behind 🤩

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Jun 7Liked by Alexander J. Porter

Good joke!

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Which one?!

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Jun 8Liked by Alexander J. Porter

LOL. All of them, Alex. Every last one.

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Jun 7Liked by Alexander J. Porter

Wise words, as always Alex. Although you're wrong about one thing, Bounty isn't the worst addition to an assorted box of chocs. That would have to be Mars. But that's another discussion.

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Mars is close to the best one!!!

That's it, where and when should we fight?

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Jun 7Liked by Alexander J. Porter

Under the bridge. At dawn. Bring peashooters. No wait, I have Pilates. Might have to reschedule.

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I wouldn't want you to perish without being at your most flexible. We'll raincheck it.

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Jun 7Liked by Alexander J. Porter

*nods sagely* Probably best.

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Jun 6Liked by Alexander J. Porter

The small steps, the small things that COULD lead to a possible trip to Hawaii sometime this summer. . .

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You're cooking up a Hawaii adventure? Exciting!!!

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Jun 6Liked by Alexander J. Porter

Still need to make plans, but yeah, I'm looking into it!

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Jun 6Liked by Alexander J. Porter

You’re a good writer! And congrats on beating Leukemia!

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That's so nice of you to say, Pam! Thank you :D

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Jun 5Liked by Alexander J. Porter

Imagine how much happier that dog was after accomplishing such relief on the Easter Lawn. And you documented it. 💩 makes everyone happier, no lies told. Hallelujah, I don’t have to do anything else for the rest of my life because I can count on that to overflow my joy daily. 🥹

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You've got a unique perspective on the world and DAMN IT it's refreshing as hell. I'll channel the joy of that dog today and I've got you to thank.

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Jun 5Liked by Alexander J. Porter

Absolutely stellar writing, as always. I am certainly guilty of hyper fixating on the finish line and completely SUCK at living in the moment. I have a hard time “enjoying the process” and I blame that on being a part of the Generation of Instant Gratification. The arrival fallacy is A THING MAN! Also, I had NO IDEA where that title was going to take me but I’m glad it took me where it did. Shitting dog and all.

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I'm Captain Instant Gratification - I'll cancel the microwave with 10 seconds left because I can't deal with waiting for my food. I need it all now!!! 😂

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Jun 4Liked by Alexander J. Porter

Love the perspective to reshape dreams to projects. I like practical shit like that. Thanks for the laughs and thoughts!

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Thanks for checking it out, brother! I'm guilty of not taking this advice at times, but I try to stay on track :)

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Jun 4Liked by Alexander J. Porter

Fabulous!!!!!!!!!!!

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Them post-cancer mental health challenges are ongoing but we do our best!!!

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Jun 4Liked by Alexander J. Porter

❤️🙌

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Your comments make me happy 😊

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I bet your mountaineer outfit looks great at all altitudes, Ryan.

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