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Hahaha oh my... I needed a giggle. Thanks 😂

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This was hilarious! One of our regular door dash guys is named Jesus, so my kids and I have a pretty good time joking about our spiritual food delivery experiences or the idea that we found Jesus on door dash. Who knew?

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Have you submitted this to “New York” magazine yet? I ask because this is just as entertaining (and truthful) as any of the magazine’s “Sex Diaries” installments.

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I agree w Paul!! Start submitting. Respectfully, Us. 💙

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Hilarious. Thank you for reminding me of my favorite waitress although my wife won’t let me see her anymore. She always asked if I wanted her to “butter my toast”.

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Funny and entertaining. “You’re pretty good” 😁

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Lol! Hudson is a cool name too.

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Eerily resembles our weekly visit to the local Indian restaurant where our server always says things like “I know what you want” and “you like it spicy” 🌶️🥵

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I’m going to change to Uber eats as the hotness of our local Just Eats driver is not worth writing a Substack post about.

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Bald is beautiful. Reminds me, that I'll have to shave, head and beard. Nothing else, ok, risking hair if 69, but natural is pretty good #guilty number ??? Hate to shave

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