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bluePNWcats's avatar

This was hilarious! One of our regular door dash guys is named Jesus, so my kids and I have a pretty good time joking about our spiritual food delivery experiences or the idea that we found Jesus on door dash. Who knew?

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Alexander J. Porter's avatar

Jesus delivers!

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bluePNWcats's avatar

He delivered us from hunger 🙏🏼

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Alexander J. Porter's avatar

😂😂😂

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Maggie Jon's avatar

Hahaha oh my... I needed a giggle. Thanks 😂

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Alexander J. Porter's avatar

Prakesh and I offer you our heartfelt thanks for this kind feedback :)

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Paul Riddell's avatar

Have you submitted this to “New York” magazine yet? I ask because this is just as entertaining (and truthful) as any of the magazine’s “Sex Diaries” installments.

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Alexander J. Porter's avatar

Maybe the people of the world DO need to know about what Prakesh and I share... this is food for thought (I hope Prakesh delivers that, too).

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kaylen alexandra's avatar

I agree w Paul!! Start submitting. Respectfully, Us. 💙

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Ororo Munroe's avatar

BWAHA!! I saw the headline and was like, "Oh boy..." So, this guy delivers to you a lot, I take it? At that point, there should be some sort of special handshake or something. Do with that what you will. LOL My guilty pleasure is actually finding time to write my book while on the Corporate Hell Job in between phone calls. I'd love to WFH in my pajamas, too, so I'm a little jelly that you mentioned you're able to do that.

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Alexander J. Porter's avatar

Using work time to pursue your creative passion is the ultimate middle finger to corporate culture, hahaha - I LOVE it.

What's the book abouttttttt?????

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Ororo Munroe's avatar

So glad you asked: https://wetpantystoriesbyevolet.substack.com/s/nemesis-group. I'm serializing (for the first time) and writing adult romance (for the first time). There's going to be 6 books in the series.

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Ginger Cook's avatar

My God.

Just seeing the word tip. 🤣🤣🤣

My guilty pleasure is watching Pretty Little Liars, since you asked. And reading vibrator reviews on Amazon.

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Alexander J. Porter's avatar

I bet Prakesh would be into those things, too. You've given me intoxicating ideas for next Friday night.

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KHolbekistan's avatar

Most excellent

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Alexander J. Porter's avatar

Thank you!

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Jack Jackson's avatar

Hilarious. Thank you for reminding me of my favorite waitress although my wife won’t let me see her anymore. She always asked if I wanted her to “butter my toast”.

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Alexander J. Porter's avatar

The next time your wife is at the shops, you and I will go for buttery toast, Jack. Our secret!

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Jack Jackson's avatar

Mmmm sounds good. HEY, are you coming on to me? Ha ha.

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Neetu's avatar

Funny and entertaining. “You’re pretty good” 😁

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Alexander J. Porter's avatar

Swooning (See, I knew that phrase had power!)

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Lisa's avatar

Lol! Hudson is a cool name too.

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Alexander J. Porter's avatar

One of the very best!

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Kristina Nasti's avatar

Eerily resembles our weekly visit to the local Indian restaurant where our server always says things like “I know what you want” and “you like it spicy” 🌶️🥵

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Alexander J. Porter's avatar

Those sly waiters know EXACTLY what they are doing.

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Elly Marie (she/her)'s avatar

I’m going to change to Uber eats as the hotness of our local Just Eats driver is not worth writing a Substack post about.

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Alexander J. Porter's avatar

You deserve the best-looking delivery driver and I won't stand for anything less - I won't!!!

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Henrik Hageland's avatar

Bald is beautiful. Reminds me, that I'll have to shave, head and beard. Nothing else, ok, risking hair if 69, but natural is pretty good #guilty number ??? Hate to shave

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Alexander J. Porter's avatar

Guilty Pleasure #69, from the sounds of it.

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