This was hilarious! One of our regular door dash guys is named Jesus, so my kids and I have a pretty good time joking about our spiritual food delivery experiences or the idea that we found Jesus on door dash. Who knew?
Have you submitted this to “New York” magazine yet? I ask because this is just as entertaining (and truthful) as any of the magazine’s “Sex Diaries” installments.
Hilarious. Thank you for reminding me of my favorite waitress although my wife won’t let me see her anymore. She always asked if I wanted her to “butter my toast”.
Eerily resembles our weekly visit to the local Indian restaurant where our server always says things like “I know what you want” and “you like it spicy” 🌶️🥵
Bald is beautiful. Reminds me, that I'll have to shave, head and beard. Nothing else, ok, risking hair if 69, but natural is pretty good #guilty number ??? Hate to shave
Hahaha oh my... I needed a giggle. Thanks 😂
This was hilarious! One of our regular door dash guys is named Jesus, so my kids and I have a pretty good time joking about our spiritual food delivery experiences or the idea that we found Jesus on door dash. Who knew?
Have you submitted this to “New York” magazine yet? I ask because this is just as entertaining (and truthful) as any of the magazine’s “Sex Diaries” installments.
I agree w Paul!! Start submitting. Respectfully, Us. 💙
Hilarious. Thank you for reminding me of my favorite waitress although my wife won’t let me see her anymore. She always asked if I wanted her to “butter my toast”.
Funny and entertaining. “You’re pretty good” 😁
Lol! Hudson is a cool name too.
Eerily resembles our weekly visit to the local Indian restaurant where our server always says things like “I know what you want” and “you like it spicy” 🌶️🥵
I’m going to change to Uber eats as the hotness of our local Just Eats driver is not worth writing a Substack post about.
Bald is beautiful. Reminds me, that I'll have to shave, head and beard. Nothing else, ok, risking hair if 69, but natural is pretty good #guilty number ??? Hate to shave