This was hilarious! One of our regular door dash guys is named Jesus, so my kids and I have a pretty good time joking about our spiritual food delivery experiences or the idea that we found Jesus on door dash. Who knew?
Have you submitted this to “New York” magazine yet? I ask because this is just as entertaining (and truthful) as any of the magazine’s “Sex Diaries” installments.
BWAHA!! I saw the headline and was like, "Oh boy..." So, this guy delivers to you a lot, I take it? At that point, there should be some sort of special handshake or something. Do with that what you will. LOL My guilty pleasure is actually finding time to write my book while on the Corporate Hell Job in between phone calls. I'd love to WFH in my pajamas, too, so I'm a little jelly that you mentioned you're able to do that.
Hilarious. Thank you for reminding me of my favorite waitress although my wife won’t let me see her anymore. She always asked if I wanted her to “butter my toast”.
Eerily resembles our weekly visit to the local Indian restaurant where our server always says things like “I know what you want” and “you like it spicy” 🌶️🥵
Bald is beautiful. Reminds me, that I'll have to shave, head and beard. Nothing else, ok, risking hair if 69, but natural is pretty good #guilty number ??? Hate to shave
This was hilarious! One of our regular door dash guys is named Jesus, so my kids and I have a pretty good time joking about our spiritual food delivery experiences or the idea that we found Jesus on door dash. Who knew?
Jesus delivers!
He delivered us from hunger 🙏🏼
😂😂😂
Hahaha oh my... I needed a giggle. Thanks 😂
Prakesh and I offer you our heartfelt thanks for this kind feedback :)
Have you submitted this to “New York” magazine yet? I ask because this is just as entertaining (and truthful) as any of the magazine’s “Sex Diaries” installments.
Maybe the people of the world DO need to know about what Prakesh and I share... this is food for thought (I hope Prakesh delivers that, too).
I agree w Paul!! Start submitting. Respectfully, Us. 💙
BWAHA!! I saw the headline and was like, "Oh boy..." So, this guy delivers to you a lot, I take it? At that point, there should be some sort of special handshake or something. Do with that what you will. LOL My guilty pleasure is actually finding time to write my book while on the Corporate Hell Job in between phone calls. I'd love to WFH in my pajamas, too, so I'm a little jelly that you mentioned you're able to do that.
Using work time to pursue your creative passion is the ultimate middle finger to corporate culture, hahaha - I LOVE it.
What's the book abouttttttt?????
So glad you asked: https://wetpantystoriesbyevolet.substack.com/s/nemesis-group. I'm serializing (for the first time) and writing adult romance (for the first time). There's going to be 6 books in the series.
My God.
Just seeing the word tip. 🤣🤣🤣
My guilty pleasure is watching Pretty Little Liars, since you asked. And reading vibrator reviews on Amazon.
I bet Prakesh would be into those things, too. You've given me intoxicating ideas for next Friday night.
Most excellent
Thank you!
Hilarious. Thank you for reminding me of my favorite waitress although my wife won’t let me see her anymore. She always asked if I wanted her to “butter my toast”.
The next time your wife is at the shops, you and I will go for buttery toast, Jack. Our secret!
Mmmm sounds good. HEY, are you coming on to me? Ha ha.
Funny and entertaining. “You’re pretty good” 😁
Swooning (See, I knew that phrase had power!)
Lol! Hudson is a cool name too.
One of the very best!
Eerily resembles our weekly visit to the local Indian restaurant where our server always says things like “I know what you want” and “you like it spicy” 🌶️🥵
Those sly waiters know EXACTLY what they are doing.
I’m going to change to Uber eats as the hotness of our local Just Eats driver is not worth writing a Substack post about.
You deserve the best-looking delivery driver and I won't stand for anything less - I won't!!!
Bald is beautiful. Reminds me, that I'll have to shave, head and beard. Nothing else, ok, risking hair if 69, but natural is pretty good #guilty number ??? Hate to shave
Guilty Pleasure #69, from the sounds of it.