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Ororo Munroe's avatar

OMGAHHHHHHH! You're killin' me, Smalls. To say that I'm screaming over here (internally) is the understatement of the universe. I feel like I'm "reading" an episode of Law & Order or something. I can't even call this a soap opera. After all this time ignoring your messages, only to get a response when you email her at work! THAT'S interesting. Why not say something when you first contacted her? Waiting with bated breath for part 3.

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Alexander J. Porter's avatar

First of all, AMAZING 'Sandlot' reference. I use "You're killin' me, Smalls" often, haha. Secondly, it was a weird response, right? I got the vibe she absolutely knew who was responsible, why else would she get so defensive?! Third and final part arriving soon!

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kaylen alexandra's avatar

I too, will be waiting with BAITED BREATH for Part 3. LOVE that you emailed her WORK addy. Brilliant. See you again same time, same place, next week!

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Alexander J. Porter's avatar

It was my last shot, haha. I can see why she didn't like it, but if she'd replied to one of the many earlier attempts, it could have been avoided, lol.

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Ororo Munroe's avatar

And YASSS. I got the same vibe that she knew who was responsible. And when you said what you found out left your jaw on the floor, well, more than likely, I'll be screaming internally over here again nxt week... with my jaw dragging the floor as well.

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Ginjure's avatar

AAAGHHH leaving me with blueballz again!! I love the humor and honesty with which you're telling this story!

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Alexander J. Porter's avatar

Those blue ballz will be sorted in 48 hours!!!

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Ginjure's avatar

...and he's a tease, too!

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Lee Bacon's avatar

Looking forward to part 3!

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Alexander J. Porter's avatar

Love the support, brother!

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Ofifoto's avatar

"I remained as floppy as the disk, despite my best horny intentions." So relieved you wrote this line as follow-up. It was a perfect set-up.

I can accept "Samantha" didn't want to get involved, but gee whiz, she kept your yearning tension burning!

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Alexander J. Porter's avatar

It was a pun that simply HAD to be made. I had no choice, hahaha.

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John Rowe's avatar

You're doing a great job of easing this story out and then holding back at the right moment to create suspense. Well done!

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Alexander J. Porter's avatar

Appreciate that, brother! Here's hoping I can stick the landing, haha.

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LJ's avatar

NOOOooo how long until part 3? I'm hooked!

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Alexander J. Porter's avatar

Haha, the 3rd and final part is coming next week!

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