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Veronica's avatar

That's so true.

By the way, if someone does everything right in preparing a Thanksgiving turkey and it STILL turns out wrong, then they're not to blame? Asking on behalf of people here in the U.S. who will prepare for the feast.

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Alexander J. Porter's avatar

Happy Thanksgiving!!! I might be a day late and a continent over, but it's the thought that counts, haha.

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Ororo Munroe's avatar

A psychic above a fast-food restaurant. I feel like there should be a joke in there...

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Alexander J. Porter's avatar

I'll spend the rest of the week trying to figure it out!

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Crimpus's avatar

Did you at least grab some fries on the way out?

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Alexander J. Porter's avatar

And a Big Mac (with extra Mac Sauce).

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Ororo Munroe's avatar

I lurve Big Mac's, too.

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Megan Lee's avatar

That psychic recap though 😂😂😂 So you mean to tell us you DIDN'T mention that cancer diagnosis to her? 😬😅

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Alexander J. Porter's avatar

She should have mentioned it to me! Though, to be fair, I've probably mentioned it to every single woman I've ever met so I'm sure it would have come up eventually, haha.

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Megan Lee's avatar

To be fair, she really SHOULD have mentioned it to you. 😂🙏

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Mary's avatar

You learned a lesson most of us don’t learn for decades. Life can be random and there’s not a thing we can do about it.

Except have a few more fries.

Happy Turkey day.

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Alexander J. Porter's avatar

Happy Turkey Day right back! I hope you were surrounded by good people and good food (not necessarily in that order!).

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Lessly Field's avatar

Yes, she was right, you lived!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Alexander J. Porter's avatar

You know exactly what it's like 😀

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Frankie Chocolate's avatar

Al. I liked ur story about the fortune teller.

We all want to know the future. But neither the Gypsy nor Jesus will give us those lotto #s.

But here’s a hot flash on our future.

Love God . Love people. See big smile on God’s face when u stand before him.

Live a selfish stubborn unrepentant life. See the other thing.

In my honor plz eat some of those amazing McDonald French fries.

Ty sir.

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Alexander J. Porter's avatar

Beautiful message and words! I'll take you up on that offer and have some french fries for you, haha.

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Lisa's avatar

😁 I’m done with Clairvoyants .. So glad you’re doing well! I I always look forward to your posts, Porter x

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Alexander J. Porter's avatar

Thanks Lisa, and congrats on the forward progress in your life recently! 😀

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Lisa's avatar

Yes! I’m excited! 🤗 🎉 thank u x

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Janey Thompson's avatar

I love you because you are smart AND funny, and one of the few peeps who can make me laugh-out-loud-and-snort-my-tea😊

And you are absolutely right about trying to apportion blame ❤️

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Alexander J. Porter's avatar

Janey, spilling your tea is one of my life's great accomplishments. I hope you're always at risk of an Earl Grey tsunami 😊

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