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Nate VanDuser's avatar

You should open a brewery; ‘New World Porter’ is an excellent name for a nice pint…

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Alexander J. Porter's avatar

This has become a branding brainstorm, and I'm here for it. Does the brewery only serve Stouts, or will other fare be offered?

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Nate VanDuser's avatar

Well, you could always offer the ‘I Porter, Alexander’ IPA as well...

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Virginia Lorenz's avatar

Alex, your sense of humor is deadly. Really. Subscribing to keep you off the streets, safe from volatile penal-colony Australian descendants.

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Alexander J. Porter's avatar

I'm too sensitive for the streets, Virginia. You've done me a great service today.

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Mark Howe's avatar

True, a lot of self-help stuff is like a plague in itself 😮

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Alexander J. Porter's avatar

Empty advice. Meaningless drivel. These are the hallmarks of self-help. I plan to use more profanity.

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