Archive - New World Porter

Help! I've Accidentally Built a Sexual Connection with My Uber Eats Driver

Can you lend me two minutes and tell me if this is weird?

Sep 24 •

Alexander J. Porter

15 Lessons In 15 Years of Remission: Best Life Rules You've Never Heard (+ Video)

New World Porter makes it's multimedia debut

Sep 17 •

Alexander J. Porter

I Beat Leukemia and All I Got Was This Life-Changing Happiness Secret (Try It: No Cancer Required)

I've reserved a metaphorical seat at this fake event for you.

Sep 10 •

Alexander J. Porter

August 2024

5 Common Pieces Of "Life Advice" Only Idiots Follow (Upgrades Inside +)

Ready to upgrade your life?

Aug 27 •

Alexander J. Porter

My Life's 3 Most Painful Mistakes (Follow This Blueprint to Avoid Wasting 20+ Years of Your Life Like I Did)

There's no "I" in cancer, so here's a life-changing lesson my illness can teach you.

Aug 20 •

Alexander J. Porter

Three Things I've Happily Retired From at Age 35 (That Made My Life 35x Better)

WARNING: This email will make your life better too.

Aug 13 •

Alexander J. Porter

My 3-Minute Life Advice Was Rated "1 Out of 5" By Some Random Weirdo On The Internet

Read this to feel 10x more confident about who you are.

Aug 6 •

Alexander J. Porter

July 2024

3 "Grown Up" Things People Pretend Are Awesome But Are Literally Worse Than Cancer

Convince me I'm wrong.

Jul 30 •

Alexander J. Porter

I Learned Two Things In The Sauna That Will Remove The Friction From Your Life (a.k.a The Leather Man Saga)

This email is 175°F and contains a piping hot reminder you're on the right track.

Jul 23 •

Alexander J. Porter

Sorry, You're Probably Going to Die On Your Birthday (But I Can Save Your Life)

INSIDE: 1 x invite to my birthday and the secret to getting everything you want

Jul 9 •

Alexander J. Porter

I'll Share The Most Embarrassing Moment of My Life... If You Promise To Tell EVERYONE

"Send me $4,000 or I will publish this sex tape of you"

Jul 2 •

Alexander J. Porter

June 2024

A Cancer Survivor's 5 Unspoken Rules For a Binge-Worthy Life

Here's how you live a life that's worth watching from start to finish.

Jun 25 •

Alexander J. Porter

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