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How I Went From Dying of Cancer to Launching 'New World Porter'
WARNING: This post may contain highly inappropriate touching in the fresh fruit section.
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Help! I've Accidentally Built a Sexual Connection with My Uber Eats Driver
Can you lend me two minutes and tell me if this is weird?
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15 Lessons In 15 Years of Remission: Best Life Rules You've Never Heard (+ Video)
New World Porter makes it's multimedia debut
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Three Things I've Happily Retired From at Age 35 (That Made My Life 35x Better)
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5 Common Pieces Of "Life Advice" Only Idiots Follow (Upgrades Inside +)
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3 "Grown Up" Things People Pretend Are Awesome But Are Literally Worse Than Cancer
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I'll Share The Most Embarrassing Moment of My Life... If You Promise To Tell EVERYONE
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I Beat Leukemia and All I Got Was This Life-Changing Happiness Secret (Try It: No Cancer Required)
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My 3-Minute Life Advice Was Rated "1 Out of 5" By Some Random Weirdo On The Internet
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I Beat Leukemia and All I Got Was This Life-Changing Happiness Secret (Try It: No Cancer Required)
I've reserved a metaphorical seat at this fake event for you.
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5 Common Pieces Of "Life Advice" Only Idiots Follow (Upgrades Inside +)
Ready to upgrade your life?
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My Life's 3 Most Painful Mistakes (Follow This Blueprint to Avoid Wasting 20+ Years of Your Life Like I Did)
There's no "I" in cancer, so here's a life-changing lesson my illness can teach you.
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Three Things I've Happily Retired From at Age 35 (That Made My Life 35x Better)
WARNING: This email will make your life better too.
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My 3-Minute Life Advice Was Rated "1 Out of 5" By Some Random Weirdo On The Internet
Read this to feel 10x more confident about who you are.
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3 "Grown Up" Things People Pretend Are Awesome But Are Literally Worse Than Cancer
Convince me I'm wrong.
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I Learned Two Things In The Sauna That Will Remove The Friction From Your Life (a.k.a The Leather Man Saga)
This email is 175°F and contains a piping hot reminder you're on the right track.
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Sorry, You're Probably Going to Die On Your Birthday (But I Can Save Your Life)
INSIDE: 1 x invite to my birthday and the secret to getting everything you want
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I'll Share The Most Embarrassing Moment of My Life... If You Promise To Tell EVERYONE
"Send me $4,000 or I will publish this sex tape of you"
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New World Porter
New World Porter
Humour and life advice (that doesn't suck) from a leukemia survivor. Grab a fresh perspective with none of the chemo. If your star sign is Cancer, we can't be friends.
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